Have you ever wanted to meet a famous (read:non-famous) author (read:writer — my book isn’t out yet) but have been too nervous to try? Never fear! You can contact me because you’re pretty much guaranteed to get a response. Unless you’re creepy, or get me to buy $150 vitamins to keep me in remission. Because I’ve gotten the latter before, and I thought it was kinda weird.
So here it is: firstname.lastname@example.org
I appreciate drawings in Microsoft Paint, but this is not a requirement for your letter.